In most of my wife's campaigns she got tired of the players wrecking all of her well thought out and mapped bars. So she turned Bartender into a multi-class that required at least 20 levels in another class. Suddenly the players were much more civil in her bars, and if one of us wasn't she always had Scorch the Great Wyrm Red Dragon who had polymorphed into a bartender. It is in this vein I post this picture. Happy Hump Day followers.